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	<description>A High Tech Internet Shanty</description>
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		<title>The Cox Cable Douche</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This evening I noticed that there was a cable guy out in our front yard working on the cable.  We have one of the main cable boxes in our front yard, so it&#8217;s not unusual for a cable guy to show up there when there is a problem somewhere in our neighborhood.  I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This evening I noticed that there was a cable guy out in our front yard working on the cable.  We have one of the main cable boxes in our front yard, so it&#8217;s not unusual for a cable guy to show up there when there is a problem somewhere in our neighborhood.  I&#8217;ve been watching for a cable guy to be out there so I could go out and ask them to make me a 4&#8242; cable so I can hook up the television in my son&#8217;s room.</p>
<p>So I went down to the curb and asked the guy if he would mind making me a jumper when he was done doing what he was doing.  As a former cable guy (for the same company) I know that it takes 90 seconds or less to make a jumper.  I&#8217;ve never met a cable guy who wasn&#8217;t happy to do such a simple thing for a customer, so I was pretty sure he would do this for me.</p>
<p>I was wrong.</p>
<p>This guy told me that he was only there working on the main line, and he didn&#8217;t have any of the &#8220;house kind of cable&#8221;.  As he told me this I glanced over and could see a spool of RG-6 (the house kind of cable) on the back of his truck.  The guy was looking me in the eye and telling me that he didn&#8217;t have the cable that was less than six feet away from him.</p>
<p>Wow.  Truly shitty customer service, Cox Communications.  Your man was not only extraordinarily lazy, he was a bold faced liar on top of it.</p>
<p>No, I didn&#8217;t argue with him or tell him that his lie was obvious.  The fact that he lied to my face made me not want to have any further interaction with him.  I just wanted this douche to be done with his work and get away from my house.  I just have no use for a man who will lie right to your face.</p>
<p>Going to explore my satellite television options in the morning too.</p>
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		<title>Bill Burr: Muffin Puncher</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:05:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filthy Funny Stand-Up Comedy



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		<title>Some Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:17:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Video Test</title>
		<link>http://andrewriley.net/2008/11/07/video-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 22:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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